Funny quotes on dating & relationships New York City

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  • MalaMi
    10/08/16
    Ten Things You Shouldn't Say on a Date.
    1. You're wearing that?
    2. Something smells funny.
    3. Where's the Tylenol?
    4. And to think, I first wanted to date your brother.
    5. I have a confession to make…
    6. My dad has a suit just like that.
    7. That man is hot. Look at him.
    8. My ex, may he rot in hell forever…
    9. You're going to order that? Seriously?
    10. You're how old?
  • MalaMi
    10/08/16
    “Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.”
  • MalaMi
    10/08/16
    Save a boyfriend for a rainy day—and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
    — Mae West


  • MalaMi
    10/08/16
    I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all.
    — Anna Kournikova

  • AccidentalLover
    "OMG me too!" - everyone on a first date
     
  • Suave
    10/08/16
    haha, true
     
  • Julietta
  • Julietta
    26/08/16
    "Are you always like this?" might be my new favourite online dating message #fail
  • LadyBug
    30/08/16
    "All men that date me have to know that their name may end up in a pop song." - Kesha