Funny quotes on dating & relationships New York City

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  • MalaMi
    Ten Things You Shouldn't Say on a Date.
    1. You're wearing that?
    2. Something smells funny.
    3. Where's the Tylenol?
    4. And to think, I first wanted to date your brother.
    5. I have a confession to make…
    6. My dad has a suit just like that.
    7. That man is hot. Look at him.
    8. My ex, may he rot in hell forever…
    9. You're going to order that? Seriously?
    10. You're how old?
  • MalaMi
    “Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.”
  • MalaMi
    Save a boyfriend for a rainy day—and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
    — Mae West

  • MalaMi
    I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all.
    — Anna Kournikova

  • AccidentalLover
    "OMG me too!" - everyone on a first date
  • Suave
    haha, true
  • Julietta
  • Julietta
    "Are you always like this?" might be my new favourite online dating message #fail
  • LadyBug
    "All men that date me have to know that their name may end up in a pop song." - Kesha